Obama's New Tax

This is how we should pay the new taxes that the empty suit wants to levee.

Mango

H/T Melissa

Watching Paint Dry

Again, I was at my favorite Neighborhood Bar and Grill, visiting with one of the many people that are good for a story. This time it was Billy telling me about his new idea, the sport of Watching Paint Dry! I asked him about his new sport. He began to reveal to me the plan that he some of his buddies had worked out. "Oh really" I asked,"please, tell me the details?" Billy began,"Well what we are going to do is rent a small gym that has big seats. Some of our fans are going to be large people. We are going to hire attractive girls to sell beer and fast food." "What kind of fast food are you going to sell, Billy",I asked? He answered,"hot dogs, burgers, pizza, and of course hot wings." "Okay, now we know what you are going to serve, but tell me about the sport," I said, "I can't wait to hear your plans!" Well, guess what ol Billy has it all worked out in his mind. So he continued, " what we are going to do is have 2 teams that will paint a 2x12, 10 ft long. Each team will paint a board, the referees will test each board to see which board drys first. There is going to be play by play announcing during the match." I had to ask, "Who do you plan to get to do the announcing?" Of course he had the answer, "Brad Schamm and Dale Hanson, the best duo there ever was!" " Do you know what they will cost" I asked? "We will ask them to donate the time to help us out, I don't know them, but I hear they are nice guys. They do all those commercials on TV, and I heard they do them just to help those companies" he replied.
Imagine a sport totally dedicated to paint drying. Only Billy could come up with the idea, but that is just Billy. who knows, maybe we will see his sport hit the big time. But, I do so doubt it!

Mango

Obama's Idea of Health Care

It is truly amazing the way the empty suit thinks. He believes that we are so in love with him and his America hating wife, that he has carte blanche to do as he pleases. This a picture of our new doctor, with a 2 year waiting list. Unless you are on the denial list.

Mango

We Can Dream, Can't We?

We are allowed to dream aren't we?

Two Brazilian Soldiers

The Department of Defense held a briefing with the President this morning.

They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq yesterday.

To everyone's surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken,
almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a brazillian?"

This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of a billion or a trillion either!



H/T Paul



Mango

The Empty Suit

When I listened to the Dis-array of the union address the other night, this is the vision I had of the Media's President. The people that voted for this joke should just enjoy basking in his lack of ability to lead this country. I never understood this guy. He has never worked in the business world, yet he thinks that if you can't pay your bills, we that are in business should borrow more money and pay higher taxes. Not to mention deal with more fees and regulation. This is the thinking of those people that are in control of the government. Why in the hell did people buy into this foreign national phony?

Mango