What will they think of next?

I heard that a new Star Wars movie is coming out. This one is about Yoda's illegitimate son. It seems as if Yoda and Mr. T's mother had a tryst. This is going to be a riveting story, don't you think?

Mango

Be Carefull What You Wish For!

How many times have we wished for a million dollars cash, because all our woes could be fixed? An old man said to when I was young,"if I had all the money in the world, I would pay off what I could and just let the other bills ride.
Why do little girls dream of being a princess, little boys of being a football player, or whatever the wish of the day is? The movie, 3 Coins, is about 3 young American women that go to Rome to find their fairy tale Prince and happiness. Success, in their case, was not completely realized.
What about wishing to be a football coach. That is scary in and of its self, and that is enough to turn this movie into a Horror Show.

Mango

The Safest and Most Secure Job in America

I think that it would be safer to be on this boat in the storm, than to be a Coach for a Football Team.


Mango

Could it be?

    *Woman shot in the head*

    Linda Burnett,  23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
    in-laws  and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up
    some  groceries.

    Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway
    with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
    behind the back of her head.

    He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
    Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her
    if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the
    back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
     
    The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because
    the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from
    her head.

    When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
    dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
    exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
    gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When
    she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
    thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
    recovered.
     
    Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could
    all be a coincidence.


Mango

Don't Judge a Book By It's Cover!

Not all things are as good as they appear! Just because someone who has nothing wins the lottery, does that make them financial geniuses ?  Set back and enjoy.

Mango

His Trump Card did not work!

The current POTUS seems to have a mess on his hands. The places where he campaigned, the candidates/incumbents lost. The areas he avoided were not as bad. Do you ever get the feeling that he thinks that he knows what we need more so than we do. When you go to the Dr. it is common for him to say that we know how medicines effect us more than he does. Maybe, it is the wish of a lot of people to have their life planned out, down to what we eat, what we watch, and perhaps, Who We Worship!

Mango

East meets West!

I want one of these cars. They are really tough and surely they have a good warranty. And wow, what a rough testing process they go thru.
Mango