I heard about some possible new slogans for different groups. Some are pretty funny. Well, they are to me.
Procrastinators - Tomorrow is a dream, that's when we will do it..
PGA Golf - You have 18 holes to get it right.
U.S. Congress - Thanks for making us rich.
Nebraska - Corn rows, not just a hair style.
Oklahoma - If your white clothes are red now, You are here.
MADD - we all know this group, there is a new group started called DAMM - Drunks against Mad Mothers
Red River Shoot Out - Texas/OU game. When Texans play Texans
Grave Diggers - We are 6 foot deep in our business.
Lonely Hearts Club - Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
Hospitals - We bury our mistakes.
Masons - We can't tell you, it is a secret.
Old West Sheriffs - Our clients just hang around.
How about religions
Baptist - We take the Bible and slap the hell out of you.
Pentecostal - We do more than just roll in the aisles.
Catholic - Do you feel guilty? How about now?
Spiritualists - We will haunt you.
Morman - Our Bible is better than yours.
Muslim - Allah is love. Convert or we will kill you.
Tele-Evangelists - Send your money and gifts to God. Here, use my address.
Church of Christ - We are the only religion that is right. Sorry about your bad luck.
Then of course there is the I.R.S. - Trust us. We are here to help you.