Monday, November 8, 2010

Could it be?

    *Woman shot in the head*

    Linda Burnett,  23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
    in-laws  and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up
    some  groceries.

    Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway
    with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
    behind the back of her head.

    He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
    Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her
    if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the
    back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
    The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because
    the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from
    her head.

    When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
    dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
    exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
    gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When
    she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
    thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
    Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could
    all be a coincidence.


1 comment: