My Dog

Please be advised I am sick of receiving questions about my dog who mauled
 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall, 6 illegals wearing Obama
 t-shirts, 4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts, 2 rappers, 5 phone operators
 who asked me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging
 down past their cracks, 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken
 English, 10 flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.
 FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!

Mango